Casually emailing SpaceX being the little fanboy I am. I want to work there so much.
Okay, and we’re gonna be here a while, but:
1) Princess Zelda, who is supposed to be the embodiment of purity and selfless actions even in the face of great danger, never once wore fishnets. She is supposed to be a mysterious character, who at first, appears to be nothing more than the princess of a doomed kingdom, but delve deeper and you realize she truly is a heroine who, with the help of Link, saves the land. Quite frankly, that mess of a whore up there is nothing like Zelda.
2) And now to Link, and this is a pretty big one, but Link was never a “love interest” to Zelda. Not once. Why? Because as said before, Zelda embodies purity and true selfless actions. Link was the hero who fought for the land, but it was Zelda who stood truly strong in the face of evil. For the powerful and honourable princess to be seen putting a farmhand before her land would be the antithesis of her image.
This picture pretty much ruins everything I love about The Legend of Zelda. But hey, at least they got the names right.